Friday, January 1, 2016

Top Sci-Fi, Fantasy and Geek Moments of 2015

2015 was a good year for geeks, and 2016 looks like it will be as well. Since my 204 list of the best geek moments in sci-fi and fantasy went over so well, I have compiled my list for 2015. Before I continue: Spoiler Alert!!!! You have been warned!

This list won't have as much varying content as the 2014 list because, at the time I did that one, I was unemployed and bored, and this year I am happily employed and have little time to spare. So I have done my best with more films than TV series, but I hope you enjoy this list. I have also added a new feature: standout character of the year. Who could that be, now?

And yes, like last year, there will be a #1 moment!

2015's Best Sci-Fi and Fantasy Moments



Back to the Future: 2015 version

We all awaited Marty McFly's appearance on 10/21/15, and Jimmy Kimmel delivered. Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd reprised their roles as Marty McFly and Doc Brown from the franchise, observing what predictions from Back to the Future Part II had offered versus what was going on today. The only thing that was close was that the Cubs were in the World Series this year, but they lost it a few days later (which, if this HAD come true, would have been the #1 moment this year). This sketch was perfectly written and executed, and gave all us hardcore fans something to satisfy us.


The Martian - Ridley Scott's latest project gets nomination...in what category???

I was unfortunately unable to see this movie, but it still scored a geek moment in an unorthodox way. The film, featuring Matt Damon in yet another role where he needs to be rescued, was a hit at the box office and received high ratings and scores from critics and viewers alike. Was it good enough to garner a Golden Globe nomination? Yes, but the category? Comedy. If you watch the trailer, you will see that this film definitely had a dramatic tone going on and didn't appear to have much lightheartedness to it. Somehow, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association found it funny, and felt that this film should be categorized as such. This raised questions across social media, wondering how this decision came about. An article from The Independent gives some examples of tweets that went out regarding this issue. Although this blog is dedicated to scripted projects, this categorization was just too bizarre to pass up. If you haven't seen the movie yet, check out the trailer below and decide for yourself: does this movie look funny to you?


Fantastic Four - officially scores lower than Batman and Robin

The first sign that this reboot was going to flop was that the original came out in 2005, a mere 10 years before. The second: Stan Lee didn't make a cameo. The third and final nail in this coffin: Rotten Tomatoes rated it at an extremely rotten 10%. Up until this point, the most popular geek film with the lowest Rotten Tomato rating was the abhorrent Joel Schumacher film Batman and Robin, which previously held the lowest score of 11%. If you have seen Batman and Robin, which featured one of George Clooney's worst performances, the awful Alicia Silverstone, a laughable Bane, horrible puns left and right, and Bat-Nipples, you know that this is one of the geek world's lowest points. Although I haven't seen the new Fantastic Four yet and cannot post my own review, the disappointing point is that viewers found it 1% less enjoyable than Batman and Robin. That's just sad.


Cinderella - The REAL star of the scene

This updated Disney Princess movie makes the list for Kenneth Branagh's brilliant directing in this one particular scene. As Cinderella has her first dance with Robb Stark-ACK! excuse me, I mean Prince Charming, she notices everyone looking at them, which the Prince smoothly tells her that everyone is looking at her. Yet as they dance, the focus gently guides the watchers away from the choreography and the characters, and focuses on one element only: the dress. Cinderella's dress was beautifully designed and sways like magic with Lily James' every movement. Unfortunately, the full clip is currently unavailable, so here's a partial one.


Although I will add this: am I the only one who wants to see this clip dubbed over with The Rains of Castamere?

Avengers: Age of Ultron - We're not worthy!

It's long been established in the MCU that only those who are worthy have the ability to wield Mjolnir, and so far we've only seen Thor and Odin handle that massive hammer. So, Tony Stark has just thrown a party and the Avengers are chilling afterwards and there's drinking involved, so who wants to try lifting Mjolnir? From the application of physics, to jet propelled Iron Man suit gloves, to faking a Hulk scare, none of them have any luck. The best part of the scene of when Steve gives it a try, and the hammer actually jiggles, and Thor's expression suddenly turns momentarily concerned. Obviously, he has nothing to worry about, and even offers Natasha a try, which she turns down, despite the MCU canon establishing that she has been worthy of handling Mjolnir at least once. This scene also becomes a running gag when Quicksilver tries to wield Mjolnir as it flies through the air, dragging him along with it; and, of course, Vision finally succeeding in handling the hammer and passing it back to Thor with no issues at all.


Game of Thrones - the Valyrian steel proves its mettle

Yes, you read that right, I made a pun. Feel free to groan. This scene, which does the books justice without embellishing the way that HBO has a tendency to do too much, focuses on the battle between the white walkers and the Night's Watch. Jon Snow, leading the Watchers against the attacking wights, goes to collect obsidian blades, or "dragon glass," as it's effective against the wights. Ambushed by a particularly nasty looking white walker, the defenseless Jon barely escapes his attacker before he is reunited with his trusty sword, Longclaw, made of the rare, magically enhanced ore Valyrian steel in Westeros. Jon blocks the white walker's attack, which completely catches that wight off guard, and gives Jon the momentum he needs to strike. And the sword not only hits true, but completely destroys the wight in a shattering of ice. Though this particular season has had many shocking and epic moments, this one takes the prize for its best depiction of the book battle and not adding or removing any elements, all the while keeping even the most devoted readers on their toes.


Agent Carter - Whatever Dottie wants, Dottie gets!

Peggy Carter was allowed a much-deserved expansion on her story in this MCU series, but it was femme fatale Dottie who stole the best moment during the run of its first season. This bleach-blonde baddie has been stalking Peggy for the entire episode, and Dottie was only introduced earlier in the episode as what seemed to be another of the generic working women of that era only boarding until she can find a husband. When Dottie comes across the baddie, the audience's first reaction is, "oh no, she's gonna die!" WRONG! Dottie, with all the innocence of any bystander, observes that the weapon the baddie's holding is an automatic pistol. Then, she turns sinister when she states: "I want that." The dude is dead 5 seconds later. Though the weapon itself is a silly concept, Dottie's reveal as a dangerous adversary is well executed, and introduces the audience to a very real threat to our heroine.


Once Upon a Time - Can one go too far to prevent evil?

I personally stopped watching this show earlier this year because I think it's lost its mojo (Black Swan? Two Dark Ones? Zelena coming back? KILLING HOOK? How many more sharks is this show gonna jump?), but there was one scene that stood out for its emotional punch at people who are aligned with goodness. Emma learns that her parents, Snow White and Prince Charming (NOT the same one in the Cinderella clip I mentioned earlier), were obsessed with a prophesy about their unborn daughter being susceptible to becoming evil that they stole Maleficent's unborn hatchling baby, still in its egg, to have any evil from their child to be applied to Maleficent's instead. With the help of the Sorcerer's Apprentice, he removes pre-born Emma's taint and applies it to Maleficent's egg, then reveals that its evil cannot be kept in their realm. A grief-stricken Maleficent had previously begged Snow and Charming not to take her baby, but they promised her they would bring it back. Realizing their mistake, they try to stop the Apprentice from banishing the egg, and as a portal forms, a human baby's hand breaks through the shell and human baby crying is heard, showing that what Snow and Charming have done is not curse a monster, but a helpless baby. Ursula and Cruella, who had been knocked out by the two while guarding Maleficent's cave, come to confront the egg-nappers, but the egg baby is sucked into the portal, taking the two with it. Once the portal closes, Snow and Charming are left realizing the horrible mistake they made, showing how an evil deed committed with good intent will never produce a good result.


Pixels - Sean Bean gets set up for a comedic death....and lives!

Sean Bean has become a staple of the film industry as being expendable to the point where even he is getting tired of it so much so that he promotes the hashtag #dontkillseanbean.


The film Pixels was overall disappointing with some fun scenes, but Bean did bring good presence to the scenes he was in. Since just about everyone these days expects him to die in whatever project he's involved in, and he plays the British Army Commander, it all seems too obvious that he's going to kick it. As the Pixels aliens set up England as a giant Centipede game that Adam Sandler and Josh Gad take command over, a special pointer spider bounces into the field and heads straight for Bean and the American Army General with him. Screaming like ninnies, the two cling to each other in cartoonish fashion, when the spider is suddenly destroyed just in the nick of time. Considering Bean's impressive resume of going in different ways, this would-be death would have been one of the most creative, and definitely the funniest, deaths to do. While it is mildly disappointing that "pixelated by Atari Centipede Spider" won't be added to that list, we can all breathe a sigh of relief that Bean lives to die another day!


The Walking Dead - Rick gets groomed

Let's hear it for some eye candy! Rick has been through so much in this series, and finally catches a break in finding a home and getting basic amenities like showers and electricity back into his life. After taking his first shower since the writers know when, Rick cuts off that lumberjack beard and shaves his face clean. Though Andrew Lincoln rocked the bearded look, his change to his physical appearance is almost symbolic of the life he lives. As he explains to his new neighbor Jessie later on, it's going to take some time for him to get used to having an almost normal, pre-zombie life. This scene, outside from some glorious shots of Lincoln, also adds to the show a sense of hope, that despite the conditions of the world, that somehow, the world we know now could re-emerge, even from the most dire of circumstances. And YES, I know Glen's death was sad, but there's people dying on that show all the time! This entire list can't be about death, you know.....so enjoy Rick instead.


Star Wars: The Force Awakens - that's no garbage...

If you for some reason or another haven't seen this film yet, please take this opportunity to skip this portion if you don't want to be spoiled. That being said, J.J. Abrams' new installment of the Star Wars franchise was better than what he did to the Star Trek franchise (still not quite forgiven there, J.J.!), as he was able to incorporate new material with homages to the original series, even to some of the canonized video games as well. While a major moment in the film is Han Solo's death at the hands of his son, which takes out not only a beloved sci-fi character but the greatest film hero of all time, it is partially hinted at by the lighting in the scene. The part I selected for this list is when Rey and Finn are escaping from the TIE-Fighter attack and heading for a transport. This high-paced scene gives you little time to think about other elements in the scene and keeps you riveted to where the action is focused. Finn and BB-8 follow Rey as she leads them to a cargo vessel to escape in, and Finn asks her about the ship they've just passed. She says: "that one's garbage." Then she starts rattling off all the benefits of the transport they've almost reached and a TIE-Fighter blows it to smithereens. Rey then changes her mind and she tells Finn to head for the garbage. The camera pans out, and the audience sees the form of this so-called "garbage:" covered with some kind of material, but completely unmistakable, is the Millennium Falcon. Not only is this scene selected for its reveal, but in the means that it was done. Abrams executed this scene extremely well and kept the audience from focusing on it even being an option for our new heroes' escape. For the record, when I saw the Falcon, I choked on my potato chips. As for the clip below, obviously Disney is going to keep a tight lid on any clips out there, so I found a video that mashes together various trailers and puts it with a song by Halsey.


The Flash - The reaction Darth Vader was hoping for

Mark Hamill may be best known for playing Luke Skywalker, but his performances voicing the Joker in the Batman: The Animated Series are just as legendary. In this episode, Hamill channels his inner Joker to portray the Flash's latest nemesis, The Trickster, and employs a local villain and fanboy, Kid Trickster, to kidnap Barry's dad from prison. Kid Trickster and Trickster are celebrating their success when Kid asks why he was the one chosen to help his idol. Hamill, now adding a Darth Vader flavor to his character, reveals: "I am your father," just as Vader revealed to Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back. Instead of going Skywalker's route and yelling "NOOOO!" in anguish, Kid is shocked and overjoyed, going straight in for a hug from daddy in a way that every Star Wars fan knows that Vader had hoped he would experience with his reveal. We all knew this was coming, and it was a HUGE payoff!


Mockingjay Part 2 - the Peeta we know has been replaced

Wow, Josh Hutcherson. Just WOW. The last film left off with Peeta, Katniss Everdeen's faux boyfriend from the Hunger Games trying to kill her after he was rescued from being tortured by the Capitol. Readers of this trilogy and fans of the films have followed Katniss and Peeta as they overcame their deathmatch together and have seen how Peeta has had feelings for Katniss long before he was reaped for the games. For the previous film to cut off right as the audience sees Peeta suffering from the effects of torture and brainwashing, Hutcherson's stakes were super high to remind the audience after 1 year just how far gone Peeta now is. In the first 5 minutes of the movie, Peeta is re-introduced as Primrose Everdeen is sent in to his cell to see how he reacts to her. When she begins to mention her sister, just watch Hutcherson's eyes. Though he's halfway turned from the camera, you can see a very subtle, but very dangerous change come to his eyes. Then, he gradually begins spewing all the propaganda hatred that has been drilled into his head, which rises until he is full blown screaming and foaming at the mouth with his pure loathing of Katniss. Though this series was perfectly cast and this particular film delivered some of the strongest performances of the film franchise, it's Hutcherson here who delivers the best performance, showing the audience that the admirable Peeta from the first and second films is gone, and the person you see now is someone else completely; everyone is left to wonder if the previous Peeta still exists in that head of his. It's a scene that sticks with you throughout the entire film, and that's saying something considering all the other events that occur throughout the rest of the film. This clip isn't available yet, so here's a trailer.


Mad Max: Fury Road - two lives on the line and no winners

Let's face it, if you want to shock the audience, one thing that will always hit the mark is doing something to a pregnant lady. In this Mad Max update with fabulous car chases and riveting action sequences, Furiosa steals evil despot Joe's slave wives, two of which are pregnant, to get them to the place of her childhood where they will be safe. Max first comes across them having escaped Joe's thugs despite being chained and muzzled. Though armed, he forces the ladies to bring him water and wire cutters to free him. To show he isn't joking about shooting them, he shoots the about-to-give-birth-at-any-time-and-Joe's-favorite wife Angharad in the calf. It's only a flesh wound, and she doesn't complain about it, but Furiosa sees the wisdom in bringing Max along to help and he joins their party to escape from Joe. After several chases, Joe's men shoot a spear with a cable attached into the driver's cab, catching Max and the steering wheel. Angharad, despite her massive girth and lack of balance, takes the wire cutters and steps outside the cab to free her comrades because she knows that neither Joe nor his cronies would dare hurt her. She cuts the cable, freeing them from Joe's henchmen just as the truck is about to hit an outcropping of rocks. In the nick of time, Furiosa and Max turn the truck, but the side is still struck, leaving the audience to wonder if Angharad survived. Thankfully, she moved in time, but as she tries to get back into the cab, the blood from the shot Max fired at her earlier drips down her leg, and she slips from the truck when the car door she clings to breaks free, rolling onto the ground, getting caught under Joe's truck, which he also overturns in a futile attempt to miss her. It's a shocking and gripping scene, knowing that this was partially Max's fault for shooting her in the first place, and that Angharad would be willing to put her pregnant self in such a dangerous position for the safety of the others.


Jupiter Ascending - Jupiter chooses what many heroes don't

The Wachoski's latest endeavor still hasn't met the work they did with The Matrix. While the stylized combat is amazing, as it always is, this story lacked content and had gaping plot holes that would probably have gone over better as a mini-series than to be compacted into this dragging two-hour-long film. Jupiter had a good amount of potential as a hero, and her shining moment came when she confronted Balem over his kidnapping of her family. Balem promises her that she and her family will live as long as she abdicates her title as owner of Earth, which she will maintain through life or even after her death. Though reluctant at first, Jupiter realizes the full scale of the sacrifice she would make if she chose her family over the human race. Unlike many heroes, she does the honorable thing and chooses to maintain the title over Earth, thereby securing its safety despite her forfeiting of both her and her family's lives. Jupiter's decision shows what a true hero is made of, and she still manages to survive with her family. It's a shame that this movie with high potential fell so flat; it would have been interesting to see more depth to Jupiter and the universe she lives in. This clip is unavailable, so here's a cut of the trailer.


And, for the record, Sean Bean survives this one too!

Ash vs. Evil Dead - the king is back!

It's been over 20 years since we last saw Ash return from the middle ages after kicking some major butt with his boom stick and chainsaw in Army of Darkness. This Starz TV series brings him back, with the first minute devoted to the one-handed Ash tightening a girdle around his gut before going out on the town. But that's not what got fans excited. What we were waiting for was the reunion with the chainsaw. The episode continues with Ash learning that the evil dead that chased him through 3 B-movies are back for him, and he's tired of fighting them. In this scene that makes the list, Ash is about to reunite with the chainsaw, and we see its shadow silhouetted behind a red curtain. As Ash draws the curtain aside, there's an undead woman ready to take him and his younger friends out. She overpowers each one with all the campiness that made the previous Evil Dead films the cult classics that they are today. As Ash regains consciousness, his buddy Pablo, pinned to the wall with a knife in his shoulder, foots the chainsaw, then kicks it toward Ash. Ash, in slow-mo, attaches his stump to the chainsaw, and the undead lady goes for him, getting her head promptly sliced off. Just when we think Ash is truly back, he then ends the episode with the one word that establishes that he is still the king: "groovy!" Hail to the king, baby!


Jurassic World - What a way to go!

Jurrasic World was a long time coming, and was definitely fun, but lacked the intelligence factor of the first film. Though there were many great scenes and sequences in this film, a lot of them were predictable and geared toward giving what the audience expected and wanted. One scene that stood out, however, was when Zara, Claire's assistant/nephew babysitter, met her demise. Zara was little more than today's average person: glued to her cell phone with little personality (aka a zombie, which many people are becoming these days). It's when the pterodactyls attack that Zara gets singled out of the hundreds of people in the park. One pterodactyl sweeps her into the sky, then drops her, and another swoops by and catches her before it loses her too, right in the mosasaurus pool. Zara finds herself in the water and tries to swim for the surface, but another pterodactyl dives in, grabs her in its mouth, and tries to break out from the water's surface. It sinks for a moment, but as it's about to break the surface again, the mosasauraus pushes out from under them, snapping its open jaws shut on Zara and the pterodactyl. This scene, when considered from Zara's POV is terrifying, because she has little to no time to react to these constant attacks, and never gets a chance to try to save herself.


There is also an honorable mention in order for Bryce Dallas Howard's high heels. That's some science they used to keep her from sinking into the mud and not breaking a heel while she ran.

Terminator: Genesys - Reese finally knows

This reboot was equal parts epic and silly, but still didn't pan out to the hype it received. However, one particular scene stood out from the rest of the movie that brought satisfaction to many fans: Kyle Reese finally learns the truth. Although his character wasn't nearly as good as Michael Biehn's version (that one was more true-to-life with PTSD) in the original, fans of the franchise felt for this tragic character, particularly in the realm that he dies before he learns that in the wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey space time continuum, his travelling back in time results in him becoming his best friend and leader's, John Connor's, father. In this film, after Reese and Sarah and transported forward through time, John appears to help them get away from police custody at a hospital. Then, while walking through a parking garage, John calls Reese "dad." Reese's expression when he learns is one of shock and disbelief, but it was a refreshing moment for the audience to see that Reese finally learns what his true impact on history is, and how he is there for his son after all, even if time is screwy. Unfortunately, this clip is currently unavailable, but here's an extended trailer to enjoy.


Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Fitz kisses Simmons

Agents has been on a serious roll this year. I could make a top ten list from this show alone from this last year, it's been doing so well. Some honorable mentions would include Kyle MacLaughlin's happy dance, Reina's sacrifice, May's tragic story, Quinn getting brainwashed, Roz's death on her date with Coulson, Fitz raging at the Monolith, Andrew's reveal as Lash, Coulson losing his hand or swan diving into a portal to "Tattooine" (he assumes), the fish oil tease, Ward being resurrected and possessed by the "It" creature....the list goes on. But I'm going to pick the moment that fans and characters from the show have been waiting for from the start. Fitz and Simmons were practically attached at the hip in the first season, and Fitz finally admitted his feelings to Simmons when they were dropped to the bottom of the ocean in the season 1 finale. Through a series of unfortunate events, these two had been separated and come back together as friends, and in the season 2 finale Simmons got sucked to another world through the Monolith after she said yes to Fitz asking her out. Simmons survived her extraterrestrial ordeal by meeting a human survivor named Will who had been marooned there many years before, and came back to Earth when Fitz dove through a portal crossing the universe to get her. Simmons, being torn between her feelings for both Will and Fitz, has kept her distance, despite Fitz doing everything he can to bring Will home for her and not showing anger over him. When Simmons finally confronts Fitz on his willingness to cooperate, they launch into a perfectly scripted and brilliantly acted scene of total honesty from each character. At the climax of the scene, after a moment of silence, Fitz goes for the gold and kisses Simmons. And I mean really kisses her. Just watch Iain de Caestecker in this scene, he is so bloody real in it. When he parts from her, she goes to him and kisses him with real emotion showing from both characters. Afterward, Fitz sadly admits that they are cursed, and the moment ends. It's a flawless, romantic, and heartbreaking scene that left the audience wanting more from these two.


Ant-Man - Scott's birthday gift

Ant-Man was full of fun and great sequences, and also shined some light on ants that made them way cooler than those tiny little suckers come across (for the record, I HATE ants!). While the Ant-Man vs. Falcon scene was tempting, I chose the scene where Scott drops in on his daughter's, Cassie's, birthday party after having just been released from prison and fired from his job. His birthday gift, clearly coming from a trash can or dump, is this horribly ugly and dirty stuffed rabbit that has a pleasant voice and says cute phrases, and while Cassie admits very enthusiastically that it's ugly, she loves it anyway. From that point on, whenever Cassie is seen in her bedroom, she's seen cuddling that ugly stuffed bunny, showing that despite its outward appearance, the fact that it's from her daddy makes it the best present in the world to her. The MCU films haven't focused on their superheroes having kids yet, but this film did its part in showing how, despite his mistakes, Scott's priorities are still in the right place and will do anything for his daughter. The scene sticks out for showing what the rewards are for being the best father a man can be regardless of his circumstances. I was unable to find the exact clip, but I found the one where Scott reunites with Cassie just before he hands her the present. This scene is just as poignant too.


Daredevil - The right way to introduce a superhero

The high-rated mature audience MCU series definitely stated that it means to get down to the mean and gritty side of the popular comic series. After a brief exposition scene on how the blind Matt Murdoch, aka Daredevil, lost his sight when he was a child, the series launches into a frightening scene of four girls being kidnapped and shoved toward storage pods to be sent into a horrifying fate. The masked vigilante, still officially unnamed at this point, takes on all the thugs, enduring a more realistic fight where he takes some nasty blows. The high point is when Matt escapes from a thug who has regained his pistol, and parkours his way through the storage pods, and leaps quietly above the thug as he fires at the sounds he's too late to react to. Matt then drops the guy, takes out another thug who has been watching the entire event while snacking, and eventually frees the girls. But when the original thug tries to shoot at Matt again, he starts mercilessly beating the guy before the credits cut the scene off. This introduction shows that Daredevil will not be as family friendly as Thor and Captain America have been; that Daredevil is an entity all on his own who's not afraid to go beyond the realm of good alignment.


Tomorrowland - an inconvenient truth even Al Gore wouldn't share with you

Yakko Warner once said: "Being an evil villain, you are contractually required to explain your evil plot before getting rid of us." Every Bond villain follows this cliche, and Governor Nix in Tomorrowland is no exception. This film, which was intelligent, flawlessly cast, and had a good script, didn't garner very high ratings, and most of it was due to Nix's monologue (a subject which director Brad Bird covered in one of his previous films, The Incredibles). As he has the heroes subdued and is about to throw them back into their world, one that will be overtaken by many disasters in 58 days, Frank figures out that Nix's time predicting platform is projecting hopelessness and negativity to our world. Nix then monologues on how the media and internet are constantly reporting all the bad stories of the world, regarding the environment, politicians, and even just local news that its destroying people's will to try to avoid such a fate. Those who are paying attention realize the truth in Nix's plans, that the media is constantly focused on negativity, which in turn is rallying yet even more negative reactions to these crises. Casey actually wants to do something about the future, and when she puts her mind to it, the probability of change is created. The message of this film is to not cave in to the media and the stories and reports of the terrible status of the world today, and how if anyone is motivated enough, the chances of positive change are possible. Think any politicians would want to share that with you? No. Listen to this speech and take some time to wrap your mind about what Nix is really saying and how it applies to the world today.


Project: Almanac - do unto others....

The found footage sci-fi film for this year followed a group of high schoolers as they discover how to travel backward in time for short spans of time. This film featured cool effects for its style of shooting, and a decent story line with believable characters. Once the teens are able to control their time travelling, they experiment by fixing things they failed at in the last few days, such as failed tests. Christina wants to stand up for herself against the girl who has been bullying her. They travel back to a few days prior, when the bully, Sarah, rams into Christina, who has her hands full with a soda, and spills it all over her. Past Christina, humiliated, tries to slink away without being seen. Present Christina is hiding around the next corner (avoiding her past self), with two large sodas this time. When Sarah walks by, Christina crashes into her, drenching Sarah with the sodas. It's a staple of films for satisfying scenes where the bully gets their due, but Christina owns her payback with the line, "I'm everywhere, bitch!" and turns her back on Sarah, laughing all the way with her buddies. Score one for the nerds!


The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon speaks from the heart

The season 8 finale left viewers who are still watching (I'm not included) in shock when Amy told Sheldon that she needs time away from him, and afterward Sheldon contemplating what to do with the ring he had bought her. Though this scene could even be considered one of the top scenes of 2015 as a whole, for this list I chose a different one. For the last 9 years, Sheldon has been many less-than-stellar things, including arrogant, but one thing he has never been is liar. In this episode, Amy calls up Sheldon to tell him after they have a night out as friends that she wants to get back together with him. Sheldon then makes an honest and shockingly humble admission without beating around the bush: "Amy, I excel at many things. Getting over you wasn't one of them." Although he goes straightaway back into the self we know him to be, his answer is shocking in that he can be so honest not only knowing how Amy feels, but also in letting what is on his heart be known. For once, we can feel for both Amy and Sheldon, because we know exactly what each is going through.


Insurgent - the right way to end this film

I haven't had the chance to read these books yet, but the film scored low reviews, some even by the loyal readers of this trilogy. The previous film established the villain, Jeanine, as being out to destroy all "divergents" from the population, and the series' heroine, Tris, is one of these divergents. This second film finds Jeanine seeking (and subsequently killing) divergents in order to open a puzzle box with a great secret that only a divergent can solve. Tris is successful after her third try, and the box reveals a message that the divergent population were part of an experiment to regain the humanity that the human race lost after the world went into chaos. The message goes on to explain how the divergent population are vital to humanity's survival, and since the experiment was a success, all the people making up the five factions are welcome to join the other survivors on the other side of the wall that surrounds the city. Jeanine then orders that the message be destroyed. Her orders are thwarted, and the message is released to the public. Jeanine is imprisoned for, as the films have shown, she has sunk to horrible lows to push her agenda, including the point of trying to eliminate an entire faction by subliminally controlling another. Jeanine is watching from a hole in her cell as the masses of people migrate from the city to go beyond the wall. Jeanine, knowing that Four's mother, Evelyn, is there, says that no one knows what's out there. Evelyn, who has been a less than stellar mom to Four but knows what Jeanine's done to him, tells Jeanine flat out, "you'll never know." And shoots Jeanine in the back of the head right before the credits roll. This film, in my opinion, dragged on too long, but this final scene left a feeling of satisfaction that Jeanine wouldn't be back for the next film.


Supergirl - the biggest inside joke

DC's attempt at creating an enormous franchise of their cinematic universe the way Marvel did has taken a step in the right direction with the new TV series focusing on Superman's cousin, Kara. This show delves into her family life and her adjustments to living as a human on Earth. The casting of her foster parents, however, is absolutely fabulous. For starters, her foster mom, Eliza Danvers, is played by Helen Slater, who played Supergirl in the 1984 film adaptation. Her foster father, Jeremiah, is played by Dean Cain, who played Clark Kent/Superman in the 1990s TV series, Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. If that ain't nutty enough, the moment to appear on this list came from episode four, which explains a backstory to Jeremiah and his untimely death. Hank Henshaw, an agent of the DEO, tries to take Kara to study her alien physiology at their base. Jeremiah goes in her place, stating "there's no one else on this planet who knows Superman like I do." Dean Cain hasn't been the victim of being the butt of Superman jokes the way another former Superman, Brandon Routh, has been throughout his career (the latter probably will be even more with the upcoming series Legends of Tomorrow), but right here, he just full out conquers that previous role and owns it in this scene. Thanks Dean, we'll always love you as Superman! I unfortunately couldn't find this clip, but you can still (at this time but not for longer, unless you have CBS All-Access) watch the entire episode. This moment comes at the very end, so feel free to skip ahead if you just want to see that scene. In the meantime, here's the promo for Supergirl from YouTube.


Pan - wait a minute, who's directing this?

This most recent backstory film of popular literary and film character, Peter Pan, focused on another hot Hook (not that I'm complaining here), and starred Hugh Jackman as Blackbeard. At this point in the film, young Peter is being brought into Neverland. As the ship passes through a cavern and into a hideout hidden by stone mountains all around, you hear singing/chanting of "hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." For a moment, it sounds familiar, but you're not sure how. Then, as the singing continues, the film's feel changes into one like Baz Luhrmann (director of Moulin Rouge and The Great Gatsby) would be directing, as the song slowly is revealed to be Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit," and all the population are forced to sing it. Blackbeard is revealed during this number, and steps out onto the bow of his ship singing along and encouraging his people to sing with him. This scene just jumps out of nowhere, it just doesn't seem like Joe Wright is still directing here since it has such a Luhrmann feel to it, and doesn't return to that feel for the rest of the movie.


Arrow - you were expecting Superman, perhaps?

The last few episodes of season 3 dealt with Oliver Queen's choice in becoming the new Ra's Al Ghul and eventual redemption arc. The final battle between the former and newer Al Ghuls was cheaply choreographed and not nearly as climactic as it could have been, although the addition of snipers watching and waiting to take out the victor did add a sense of dramatic tension. Of course, Oliver wins this poorly executed fight, but then one of the snipers shoots him twice, sending him tumbling backwards over a waterfall. As he's about to hit the water, Atom suddenly appears and catches Oliver, flying him to safety, as Oliver was wearing a bulletproof vest and survived the shootings. But as Oliver steps back from Atom, he realizes that it's not the former-Superman-Brandon-Routh-now-playing-Ray-Palmer-as-Atom (okay, I HAD to make at least one Superman joke about Routh!), it's his girlfriend, the previously unrequited love Felicity Smoke. Felicity has been waiting years to win her man, and it was only earlier this year that she finally won his heart. In this scene, with a virus and ancient evil on the line in addition to Oliver's danger, she shows she's not about to give that man of hers up without exercising every available option.


Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice Trailer - Wonder Woman, we're glad to met ya!

There's a lot of geek movies that will be coming out next year that we're all hyped up for: Suicide Squad, Warcraft, Captain America: Civil War, X-Men: Apocalypse, Doctor Strange, Star Trek Beyond, Deadpool...just to name a few. One of the biggest hypes is for the upcoming Batman vs. Superman film, with Henry Cavill returning as Superman and Ben Affleck attempting to redeem himself from the 2003 Daredevil film by playing Batman (my hopes were on Richard Armitage or Karl Urban to don the cowl). Several trailers have been released, but the most recent one has caused the most excitement for one element: Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman is one of the most popular female superheroes across the comic worlds and has only had one TV series to show for it (we love you, Lynda Carter!). This film is going to finally bring her to the big screen, and this trailer introduces her in an exciting, classy, and humorous method: she emerges from a massive explosion from behind her glowing shield, with Superman looking on asking Batman, "is she with you?" To which Batman replies, "I thought she was with you." I don't know about you, but I think the anticipation for this film's release just got booted by another 10 levels.


Oh yeah, Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor looks pretty awesome too.

And now, the moment you've been waiting for: The BEST geek moment of 2015!

Doctor Who - The Doctor's Entrance

In the series 9 premiere, Missy and Clara are searching for the Doctor, who they believe has some kind of death wish, and wind up in medieval Europe. While trying to determine the Doctor's actions to find him as a bulky fighter in an arena looks to fight his foe, electric guitar starts blaring, and the Doctor emerges from fog wearing a pair of sunglasses, and riding a frakking tank! Capaldi rocked this ridiculous-on-paper scene and broke the internet with his coolness. Bow before the Doctor, all you geeks!



And, for the heck of it.....

Best Geek Moment in a Non-Geek Franchise: Downton Wars Episode 2: The Evil Butler Strikes Back - Maggie Smith wields a light saber

The cast of Downton Abbey put together a Star Wars spoof involving the characters on their show as a fundraiser for the Chilterns MS Centre, for which they raised over £15,000. This particular spoof features a light saber battle and chase between good guy Bates and bad guy Thomas. The chase has taken them through the set of the show, the crew milling around, a makeout session between Mrs. Hughes and Carson, Thomas going The Warriors on Bates, Lady Mary in Princess Leia buns....it's ridiculous fun. It's when Thomas had Bates pinned down in the style of Vader/Obi-Wan's battle and he's about to deal the final blow when Maggie Smith's voice booms: "I wouldn't do that if I were you!" The camera zooms in on this classy Dame as she wields a blue light saber, looking menacing without even using it. Then, the cherry on top is added: Penelope Wilton (also having geek cred for her stint on Doctor Who), steps in with her own blue light saber and says, "for once, we're in complete agreement!" Well, those two are intimidating enough to send Thomas running for his life. You don't mess with British dames handling light sabers!


Sort of Ineligible Entry I Decided to Throw In: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Extended R-Rated Edition - Bifur loses his axe

Though this film came out in 2014, the extended cut, that was rated R for orc violence that was oh so cool and well done despite heavy CGI, was released in 2015 and featured a scene worth mentioning. Despite Legolas seriously slaying the maximum body count meter in this cut (but seriously, is that totally unexpected in this franchise?), the extended scene I decided to make note of was when Bifur loses his axe. Bifur, in case you don't know which dwarf he is, has an honest-to-Durin AXE embedded in his forehead, and the first film's extended cut reveals the detail that he's not all there mentally and can only speak an ancient dwarf language due to his injury. In Five Armies, Bifur's brother Bofur is cornered by an orc, and in typical dwarf fashion, Bifur comes to the rescue by head-butting the orc. The axe in his own head gets stuck in the orc's head, and the two are unable to break apart. Bofur grabs Bifur to pull him to safety, then their cousin, the portly Bombur, grabs Bofur and they all yank with no avail. Then the orc falls backward over a ledge, and Bombur, using his extra weight, drops onto the orc's back, dragging him apart from Bifur as they crash to the ground, where Bombur finishes the orc off without a weapon (!). As Bifur and Bofur come around, Bofur notices that the axe in Bifur's head is gone. Bombur then returns, saying his first real line in the entire trilogy: "No, he's not! Here you go, cousin!" and hands Bifur the retrieved axe he pulled from the orc's corpse. What made this scene stand out from the other awesome extended scenes was the flawlessness in how the scene was choreographed between the four actors, keeping the stakes high with comedic flare, and still showing the bond of brotherhood and family between the dwarves. And, there's also Bifur's perfect line (now in common-tongue) that wraps up the scene: "You know where you can stick that!"



Now, for the standout character of the year: Mack.


Joss Whedon creates amazing characters, and he did it again when he introduced Alphonso "Mack" Mackenzie in season 2 of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Mack started out as a mechanic, but then was shown to be of deeper character when he became the only person that could help Fitz recover from his brain injury from the season 1 finale. We had two scares with this guy: he was possessed by an ancient evil in the Cree ship, but it left him in time for Coulson to save his life; the second was when it was revealed he was a part of another group that sounded Hydra-like; it was revealed to be a more radical S.H.I.E.L.D. splinter group that was still run by and composed of good guys.

Mack unfortunately hasn't had as much spotlight as the other regulars on the show, but whenever he's there, he brings a good presence. Some of his best moments from this last year include how Fitz was confronting Mack about his allegiance to the splinter group when a bomb is discovered, and Mack grabbed Fitz and protected him from the blast, taking most of the damage (which thankfully, wasn't much). Let's not forget his axe-gun, where he literally attached an axe on the end of his gun like a bayonet and went hunting for rogue inhumans with it (he eventually ditched the gun and stuck with the axe); the three-way battle with him, Coulson and Fitz vs. Gordon; or how quickly he reacted in chopping off Coulson's hand when he grabbed one of the death-or-transformation inducing crystals from releasing the mist, which would have killed Coulson if Mack hadn't reacted so quickly. There's also big moment when Coulson, going rogue to kill Ward, made Mack the head of S.H.I.E.L.D. over May, his trusted sidekick.

Mack brings a sense of heart to the show and makes a good impression mostly due to his loyalty, as demonstrated by his relationships with Bobbi, Fitz, Coulson and Daisy/Skye. He's the big brother/protector who is also the voice of reason, willing to think outside the box to solve problems, and humble enough to admit when he's over his head and needs help; not to mention great with one liners and nicknames. By the end of the day, we're ready to knock out a few hours playing X-Box with this guy. Can't wait to see what he brings to us when the show returns.



So this is my list for 2015! I don't know how busy I will be, but I hope to be able to collect enough data on the films and shows in 2016 to comprise another list like this for next year. Thank you for reading, and have a happy new year!

Saturday, March 7, 2015

The Best of Pinky and the Brain

Cartoon television has been steadily dropping in quality for the last decade, even to the point that Saturday mornings aren't even filled with them anymore (the horror!). Then again, TV cartoons hit a peak for all audiences in the mid to late '90s, providing us with storyline-based anime, characters in space, superheroes, and the best of all: adult shows disguised as kid cartoons.

Pinky and the Brain was one of these shows, and it still garners high rating across the internet to this day. The title characters are two genetically altered lab mice: Brain, whose experiments granted him supreme intelligence, and Pinky, whose IQ was normally on par with a golf tee on a good day. They started out at part of the lineup on Animaniacs, and eventually grew to be so popular that they earned their own TV series in 1995, which ran for 4 seasons, and even had a spinoff of Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain, incorporating Tiny Toons character Elmyra.


The premise of this show is simple: they want to take over the world. Shenanigans always ensue, and Brain never gets to be ruler of the world; or, in some cases, not for long. These episodes varied from being full half hour length, to being an episode made up of at least 2 shorts. The show also featured some big name guest stars as well: James Belushi, Jeffrey Tambor, LeVar Burton, Dick Clark, and others who will be named on the list below.

Also featuring one of the best cartoon theme songs EVER.

While a fantastically funny and clever show, Pinky and the Brain did feature a flaw that I once mentioned in a previous blog: the target audience wasn't always specific. Star Trek: The Animated Series had a similar problem, as it appeared to be a children's show, but dealt with themes such as politics and science that younger audiences wouldn't understand; but to label it as an adult show like Futurama would also be misleading. Nonetheless, it featured terrific voice acting by Maurice LaMarche and Rob Paulson (he was well established in Hollywood before the movie Fight Club came out), quirky dialogue, and cleverly disguised adult humor that only Kids WB could get away with.

The majority of these episodes were well done, and it was difficult to pick out only 10 that stood out. I have listed my picks below, as well as a few honorable and notable mentions. Also, if you have never seen this show: spoiler alert!

Top Ten Pinky and the Brain Episodes

#10: Brain Acres (Season 3, episode 18)


The plot: Brain is able to bring life to a carrot, whom Pinky strikes up an immediate friendship with and names Maurice. When Maurice refuses to become an attack carrot in favor of being a sheep herder, Brain concocts a plan to create a fertilizer for vegetables that will cause massive growth, and use the same method he used on Maurice to create an army of giant vegetables to conquer the world. They move to the country to farm these vegetables and face opposition from their neighbors who think they're out to win the county fair vegetable contest.
Plot is foiled by: massive heat that causes the giant vegetables, and Maurice, to wither.
What makes it stand out: the many tributes it manages to fit into 22 minutes, and the adorableness of Maurice.
Episode spoofs/Pays homage to: Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein, Green Acres, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Babe, Terminator 2
Special guest stars: Mark Hamill (Jimmy Joe Jr.), Nicholle Tom (Supermarket lady)

#9: Brain Drained (Season 3, episode 17)


(Clip includes episode 16: Mice Don't Dance)

The plot: Brain realizes he hasn't been able to come up with an original idea to take over the world in a while and decides to get some outside help. He and Pinky put out an ad in the newspaper for TV writers to come up with ideas, but rounds up people who suggest he try various methods of subliminal messaging (which he has done countless times), act out their ideas in crazy puppets, suggest they become rock gods called "Braindude and Pinkosaur," change the entire premise to be a kids show called "Pinky-Winky and Brainy-Wainy," or just ramble off incoherent dialogue.
Plot is foiled by: lack of creative thought.
What makes it stand out: it shows how imaginative writing and creative stories really do require a lot talent, and those without the talent are really just whack-a-doodles.
Special guest stars: Michael McKean (Ponytail), Peter Scolari (Weird Guy)

#8: Brain's Song (Season 2, episode 8)



The plot: Brain plots to emotionally manipulate the world by hijacking the TV airwaves and presenting a special movie live so depressing that everyone who watches it will be too melancholy to function, allowing him to take over the world. He first tries being just the director and casting a big name actor in the role of Brain Piccadilly alongside actor Meadowlark Lemon, but due to lack of interest he and Pinky fill in the respective roles.
Plot is foiled by: Brain's poor choice of doing stunts onscreen, causing him to have random uncontrollable tremors, rendering him comedic rather than depressing.
What makes it stand out: the oh-so-wrongness of spoofing the film Brian's Song, based on the biography of Chicago Bears player Brian Piccolo and his friendship with fellow player Gale Sayers before Brian is forced to retire from football due to cancer. In another oh-so-wrong moment, Brain shows Pinky a movie clip spoofing Mufasa's death in The Lion King (20 years later and it's still too soon!). Despite all this wrongness, it's incredibly funny. It also features one of the best adult jokes pointed at actress Demi Moore, when Brain remarks: "If I dress up like Robert Redford and offer her a million dollars, will she go away?"
Special guest star: Dave Coulier (Forrest Gump)

#7: The Melancholy Brain (Season 3, episode 38)


(Clip includes episode 37: Brainie the Poo. Skip that episode and read why further down)

The plot: Brain is in the household of Shakespeare's Hamlet, where he connives with Pinky to set the entire royal household against each other so he can rise to power over Denmark. Brain winds up taking on the role of Hamlet's father and one of the actors in Hamlet's play about King Claudius murdering his brother, and tries to manipulate Queen Gertrude in to taking sides against both her husband and son. Hamlet learns of his treachery and challenges Brain to a duel, causing Brain to sink into a Nick-Bottom-as-Pyramus-type death scene. It turns out the whole thing is a rehearsal for the play itself.
Plot is foiled by: the play's director, who thinks that Shakespeare's play is fine, but the mice have to go.
What makes it stand out: while clearly spoofing the infamous Shakespeare play and making it a little more understandable for non-Shakespeare buffs, it also acts as an homage, and shows LaMarche's talent for reading Shakespearean dialogue.
Special guest stars: Cary Elwes (Hamlet), Olivia Hussey (Gertrude), John Rhys-Davies (William Shakespeare)

#6: TV or Not TV (Season 1, episode 10)




The plot: Brain uses the smiles of celebrities by taking their pictures from magazines to create a set of dentures that hypnotizes anyone who looks at him to "adore [him] for no good reason." He is foiled at first by network exec Kilmer who wears sunglasses when he meets Brain, who is meeting with him to pitch an idea for a sitcom. Kilmer thinks he's funny nonetheless, but tells him he needs to be marketable and established before being a TV star. Brain then rises to stardom minus the dentures as an insult comic, notable for his use of the word "repugnant" to describe people; all the while evading a wannabe comedy duo called Marlon and Shawn who think that Brain and Pinky are trying to steal their show spot.
Plot is foiled by: a hypnotist who, in order to cure Kilmer from a freak pain, randomly picks the word "repugnant" out of the dictionary to cure Kilmer's pain, which also causes it to return if the word said again. Brain winds up getting fired from his act causing too much pain to the exec, while his dentures are procured by Marlon, who puts them in his own mouth (which magically fit), thus securing the time slot for his show about lab mice who want to take over the world.
What makes it stand out: Marlon's willingness to literally stick his foot in his mouth, and the hypnotist causing deep sleep just by waving a Kenny G album in front of Kilmer's face. It also makes a clever spoof of the show itself with presenting a clip of Marlon and Shawn's new TV show: Gimpy and Cortex.
Episode pays homage to: insult comics such as Don Rickles and Groucho Marx.
Special guest stars: David Alan Grier (Marlon), Sam McMurray (Shawn)

#5: Tokyo Grows (Season 1, episode 3)



The plot: taking place in Tokyo, Brain uses an enlarging ray on both himself and Pinky, who dresses up in a costume of "Gollyzilla" to become Pinkzilla to cause destruction and spread hysteria among the population. Brain then plans to swoop in as "Brainodo" and defeat Gollyzilla, thus taking over Japan and then the world. But before Pinky can get to Brain, the real Gollyzilla rises from the ocean and begins attacking the city.
Plot is foiled by: Raymond Burr, who is randomly enlarged as well, followed by mass enlargements all across the city, causing the buildings and inhabitants to grow to enormous proportions, rendering Brain, Pinky, Gollyzilla and Raymond Burr the size of lab rats.
What makes it stand out: seriously? Raymond Burr. Not to mention the uneven English dubbing over Japanese dialogue.
Episode spoofs/Pays homage to: Raymond Burr, Japanese films, monster movies

#4: All You Need is Narf (Season 3, episode 9)



The plot: Brain plans to use sandlewood in lava lamps to entrance the human race before covering them in goo that will render them unable to move. The only place to get sandlewood is in India, where the Maharishi accepts it as a form of payment, but he's out to meditate for 3 months. Pinky winds up giving sage advise to disappointed pilgrims, who then elevate him to "Mousarishi" to take over, and he rises to rival the Maharishi's status. When the British band, The Feebles, reserve the Mousarishi for 3 months, jeopardizing Brain's plan, he allows uber-annoying visitor Yoyo Nono to visit in hopes she will drive the band members away. Instead, she hooks up with Jim Lemmon and causes the band to break up.
Plot is foiled by: Yoyo Nono. Brain still has enough sandlewood for his plot to succeed after Pinky is blamed for the Yoyo/Jim relationship that breaks up the Feebles, but she steals it from them and turns it into "artwork."
What makes it stand out: the clever way they poke fun at the John Lennon/Yoko Ono relationship.

#3: Brainwashed (Season 4, episodes 1-3)




The plot: this 3-part episode has Brain refusing to submit to pop culture's obsession with the popular song/dance craze, the "Schmeerskahoven" by Swedish pop group BAAB, and his doing so causes him and Pinky to be captured by a clown, then brainwashed and banished to "the Land of Hats." Pinky is able retain his memory and to helps jog Brain's memory, and when they escape, Brain takes with them a floppy disk with information on a diabolical plot to use the Schmeerskahoven to make the human race stupider; but the disk is booby trapped and causes Acme Labs to explode.
Brain suspects his arch-nemesis, Snowball, is responsible, but Snowball is in reality imprisoned by the doctors he hired to research the Schmeerskahoven. Brain decides to put their past differences behind him and they work together to seek out Dr. Mordough, the man responsible for their genetic splicing, who they suspect is the mastermind behind the Schmeerskahoven.
They arrive at his private island guarded by Snowball's gone-feral lawyers, only to find that Dr. Mordough is also a victim of the song at the hands of his kitty, Precious. She also went through the same gene-splicing machine that changed Brain, Snowball and Pinky, and now has enormous intellect with a head to match, and blames humanity for her not being pretty anymore. She explains she will enact her revenge on humanity by adding a final verse to the Schmeerskahoven, which will cause the population of the world to think like cats.
Plot is foiled by: Brain and Pinky; they shrink themselves down to a microscopic level and hide in presidential aide Bobby Bob's eardrum, who spills hot coffee on the members of BAAB so they can't sing the final verse; then they give him new lyrics to sing in BAAB's place that reverses the effects of the Schmeerskahoven.
What makes it stand out: though in 3 separate parts, each part is strong and intelligent, keeping the viewers guessing as to what's really going on and how everything will resolve in the end. It also resolves Snowball's storyline, who doesn't escape the gene-splicer and is returned to normal hamster status. And, let's face it, the Schmeerskahoven is a spoof of the Macerana, and that song totally dumbed down the human race for a while when it was on the radio waves.
Episode spoofs/Pays homage to: The Prisoner, Innerspace, Silence of the Lambs, The Island of Dr. Moreau
Special guest stars: Tom Bodet (himself), Roddy McDowell (Snowball), Nora Dunn (Precious)

#2: Brinky (Season 2, episode 15)



The plot: Brain creates a cloning machine and inserts a sample of his DNA to create a clone of himself and eventually create a clone army, only to discover that one of Pinky's toenail clippings have contaminated the sample, thus creating a hybrid of the two lab mice, making them essentially two dads. The clone, named "Roman Numeral One," or "Romy," as Pinky calls him, has high intellect but little common sense, and runs away from home when Brain's demands for him to be a dictatorial pawn cause him to rebel. While Romy starts to make a life of his own, Pinky and Brain resort to daytime talk shows to bring him home.
Plot is foiled by: Romy's human girlfriend, Bunny, who encourages him to join her on the road to follow the Grateful Dead.
What makes it stand out: first of all, the topic of two dads successfully having a baby together, and so many adult themes and jokes that you'll wonder how the writers got away with airing this episode for kids.
Episode spoofs/Pays homage to: daytime talk shows.
The disappointment: Romy was never heard from or mentioned again. It would have been nice to see him make at least one other appearance.

#1: Star Warners (Season 4, episode 9)



The plot: Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca Leia Oragami the Third hides the plans of the Mega Star, built and run by Girth Plotz, in her droid/mini-fridge, R2-Brain2, who escapes with his droid sidekick, 3-Pinky-O. Realizing the importance of these plans, Brain2 plans to take over the Mega Star, and thus, the known universe. Along the way, they encounter Wak Skylicker, Slappy Wanna-Nappy, Yak Soho, Cherbooba, and Skipoda to run through a spoof of all three original Star Wars films. Other familiar faces who make appearances include Freakazoid, 2 Monstars from Space Jam, and Marvin the Martian, along with some of Animaniacs' popular recurring characters and random film and sci-fi movies.
Plot is foiled by: Wak Skylicker, who uses "The Face," during Brain2's universally broadcast takeover speech, causing Brain2 and the entire universe to break into hysterical laughter, thus foiling Girth Plotz's and Brain2's domination plans.
What makes it stand out: although this episode could technically be an Animaniacs episode, it brilliantly spoofs the entire Star Wars franchise (years before Family Guy) in only 22 minutes, and gives the series a fabulous send off as the show wraps up.
Special guest star: Ben Stein (Pip Pumphandle)


Top Five Pinky and the Brain Episodes from Animaniacs

#5: Jockey for Position (Season 1, Episode 27)


(YouTube charges $1.99 to view episode. Couldn't find a free version) 

The plot: In order to raise money for his latest scheme, Brain tricks a jockey into believing he won a million dollars and takes his place riding "Daddy's Little Angel" in the Kentucky Derby.
Plot is foiled by: Pharfignewton, another horse in the race who falls for Pinky. When Pinky finds himself thrown from Brain's horse he ends up at the finish line, about to be trampled by the lead horses, until Pharfignewton steamrolls past everyone to save his life.
What makes it stand out: the irresistible plot twist of Pinky naming Pharfignewton his girlfriend, and this relationship is even mentioned in the episode "The World Can Wait," and referenced in pictures appearing in several episodes of Pinky and the Brain, including "The Third Mouse."

#4: When Mice Ruled the Earth (Season 1, Episode 47)


(YouTube charges $1.99 to view episode. Couldn't find a free version) 

The plot: Brain takes over H.G. Wells' time machine and takes Pinky back in time to caveman days to give their ancient ancestors technology that will cause them to dominate over mankind. His first two attempts only make life for prehistoric mice worse, but in his third attempt, Pinky shows mice how to create fire. The prehistoric mice are also influenced by another aspect of Pinky's persona: "narf!"
Plot is foiled by: the "narf." Because Pinky was the one who taught the mice how to make fire, they emulated his personality as they evolved as the dominant species. Pinky and Brain return to the present to find they are normal sizes, but the inhabitants all look, act, and talk like Pinky! Brain then takes the time machine back to prevent them from changing history.
What makes it stand out: first of all, this is the first episode ever featuring a Brain plot that actually succeeds. The final dialogue also wraps up the episode perfectly, when Pinky states how easy it would be for Brain to rule a world populated with mice like him. His response: "Yes, Pinky, but who would want to?"

#3: Cranial Crusader (Season 1, episode 60)


(Episode beings at 8.43 mark)

The plot: residing in the hideout of the superhero, The Caped Opossum, Brain commandeers his ultra-techie car, "The Power Possum," and sets out as the crime-fighting Cranial Crusader with his sidekick, Pink Wonder, to locate the one super villain the Caped Opossum hasn't caught: Johnny Badnote, thus elevating him to superhero status. Pinky spends his time illustrating their adventures in the form of a comic book.
Plot is foiled by: gravity. The Caped Opossum leaves a calling card with his initials and the shadow of a possum face wherever he goes. Brain makes a calling card of his own and leaves it at the wreckage of Johnny Badnote's lair, but debris knocks over an inkwell that Brain left his calling card next to, spilling ink on the initials and shadow to make it look like the Caped Opossum's calling card.
What makes it stand out: the heavy duty spoofing of the Batman franchise, and the silly gadgets the Power Possum employs.

#2: Bubba Bo Bob Brain (Season 1, Episode 34)

(YouTube charges $1.99 to view episode. Couldn't find a free version) 

The plot: Brain creates a hypnotic message and becomes a country singer, playing the message after his hit song "King of the World" that needs to be heard over and over again until it forces the listeners to do whatever he says.
Plot is foiled by: having a name so long that Pinky can't get it right. When Brain finally gets the American public to the point that they will do "whatever he says," he accidentally tells Pinky over his microphone to forget who he is. The hypnotic message takes hold and the entire world forgets who he is.
What makes it stand out: how they hit every single stereotype the country music world has to offer right on the head. There is also a scene in which Brain meets Dolly Parton that miraculously got past the censors.

#1: Spellbound (Season 1, Episode 38)

(YouTube charges $1.99 to view episode. Couldn't find a free version) 

The plot: Brain finds the mythical wizard Merlin's spell book which happens to have a "take over the world" spell in it, but one of the primary ingredients, a red dragon's toenail clipping, is lost when Pinky accidentally drops all of them into a boiling cauldron. The two set off to find a red dragon and clip his toenail, and run into every regular character from Animaniacs, as well as Witch Hazel from Looney Tunes on their adventure.
Plot is foiled by: Pinky's lack of rhyming skills. He travels with Brain as a minstrel, but when he tries to sing their progress as Brain chants the final verses of the spell, he breaks Brain's concentration and he says ends the spell wrong, resulting in Brain turning into cheese.
What makes it stand out: this particular episode actually has a well written storyline full of adventure and laughs, and is fun all the way through. It also features several adult jokes, one of which implies that the dragon saw a naked princess.


Honorable Pinky and the Brain Mentions

The Family that Narfs Together, Poits Together (Season 3, episode 48)

Brain needs $25,000 to fund his latest scheme, and when he seems an promo on TV for "On Air with Squeege and Kathy Glee" offering a $25,000 prize for the "most wonderful family contest," Pinky convinces Brain to find his family and use them for the show. Brain manages to track down Pinky's parents (both voiced by Eric Idle) and puts them through the gene splicer to enhance their cognitive abilities, as well as Pinky's sister, who is, in reality, a wooden spool.

Snowball (Season 1, episode 13)

While preparing to send a hypnotic chain letter to the American public, Brain finds the same letter sent to him by Snowball, a genetically altered hamster and his former best friend who also wants to take over the world, but employs evil means of doing so. His first mission: convince Pinky to join him and leave Brain.

You Said a Mouseful (Season 3, episode 31)

An episode spoofing America's hacky sack craze, Brain plots to add a helium molecule to "kicky sack" shoes, in order to make people float and the earth lighter for his current plan. He and Pinky disguise themselves as Japanese buyers to be given a tour of the factory, only to be met with more tongue-twisters about the processes and machinery than you will ever seen in a single TV episode. They also have to watch out for the security guard: Peggy Babcock. (I dare you to say her name 3 times at normal speed!)

That Smarts (Season 1, episode 4)

Brain employs an algorithm to focus on what causes his plans to fail, only to find it's Pinky. He creates a machine to make Pinky smarter, who then fixes Brain's original equations to only discover Brain himself is the cause of his failed plans.

Funny, You Don't Look Rhennish (Season 3, episode 14)

Pinky and Brain join a Rhennish (spoofing the Amish) settlement to uncover a mother lode of "sinusite," in order to induce the human race into uncontrollable sneezing. What they can't handle are barn-raises that happen every 4 hours, or that any activities that aren't part of farm work are considered to be "idleness."

The Pinky POV (Season 3, episode 49)

This episode is shot in first person format, following Pinky's usual day when Brain explains his new plan. The viewers get to see how Pinky almost never knows what Brain is talking about, and illustrates how he comes up with those random responses to Brain's trademark line: "are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Extra points go to Brain naming their band "Frog the Dry Widget." (If you don't know who they are referencing, go here)


Honorable Pinky and the Brain Animaniacs Mentions

Opportunity Knox (Season 1, Episode 24)

Pinky and Brain plot to infiltrate Fort Knox and steal all the gold bullion inside. They succeed after using a sneezing agent on all the guards in the area to incapacitate them, but fail to take a major point into consideration: how do two mice move several thousand tons of gold bullion?

Puppet Rulers (Season 1, Episode 40)

Brain's latest scheme, inspired by Albert Einstein's favorite TV show, Meany and Treacle, finds him and Pinky becoming the newest "puppet" characters of Big Ears and Noodlenoggin, taking the world by storm with their popularity and then freezing themselves for 30 years to inspire their now-adult fans to make them world leaders. The fun trivia regarding this episode (found in the special features of the DVD) is that Einstein's favorite TV show was Beany and Cecil, the TV show that was spoofed in this episode.


WTH?? Episodes from Pinky and the Brain

The Tailor and the Mice (Season 3, episode 32)

The all-singing episode tells a story about a psychotic tailor who just loves his mice so much that he practically tortures them with his affection when he forces them to dance with him. Brain has to fake being sick, then fakes his own death not once, but twice, to try and escape from the tailor, who bakes him in a pie with full intent of eating him on his first death attempt. On Brain's second attempt, the tailor wears a sleek black dress when he mourns Brain's second passing, then abducts Pinky, catches Brain trying to escape, tries to cook and eat them in rice, and chases them across the sea to Acme Labs! Also, the super annoying song gets stuck in your head.

Brainie the Poo (Season 3, episode 37)

The episode opens like a Winnie the Pooh movie in a child's bedroom with toys, but these toys of Brainie the Poo and Pinklet and creepy looking, are in the process of being surgically operated on, or sewn up to look like Frankenstein. And that's before the story begins! Not even guest star John Rhys-Davies narrating with that amazing voice of his can keep you from getting creeped out by the appearances of Jagger's plastic lips and Christopher Walken's disturbing ramblings. The ending, however, was particularly funny.


Episode I Once Used for a College Project

A Little Off the Top (Season 2, Episode 10)

I once took a religion/mythology class, and my group focused on Jewish/Hebrew religion and mythology. An assignment we had was to do a presentation on a hero, so we picked Samson and brought in the Pinky and the Brain episode where Brain is trying to find the secret to Samson's strength. We got bonus points for showing Samson's story in a comedic way.


Though the show was like any other TV show airing, it had its brilliant moments and its lacking episodes, not to mention the fact that the 3rd season dominated over the others in both quality and quantity, it still stands out as being unique and a staple of the '90s cartoon era. There have been rumors circulating for years that a Pinky and the Brain movie is in the works, which would be interesting given how much the world has changed in 20 years.

So, after all this, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

If you were going to say you think so, but why is American Idol still on the air, then you're close.

Take some time off and enjoy the adventures of Pinky and the Brain!

But first, check out this fan-made crossover spoof featuring another famous Pinkie.

(This is the closest I ever get to writing a Bronie blog)